Officer Kittynip: Catz! Get yer butt over here!
I'm Katz Briggs. Special forces.
Katz: Yes, sir... er.... kitten!
Officer: Shut up, Katz! I want you and your crew to investigate a prison riot... thats happening as we speak.
My reaction? This:
Officer: YOU CANT HAS MISSION...
Me: Lolwut? You iz kiddin me, right?
Officer: YOU CANT LET ME FINISH SENTENCE?
Me: ....sorry, boss.
Officer: Aye Caramba! Not yet, moron!
Me; Oh, me iz sorry.
Officer: We're DONE talking like that!
Officer: You need training!
Me: But didn't you see how I pummeled that Trashcat?! I can skip it!
Officer: Fine. But its dangerous to go alone!
Me: You gives me stuff?!?!
Officer: Yes. I gives you stuff. Here:
Me: Uuuh... what is that... thingy?
Officer: It a partner!
Partner: XD! XD! XD!
Officer: yeah, srsly!
Me: He goin' ta cramp meh style!
Me:Fine, dude, I'll take it with meh. Happeh naow?
Officer:Sure. One question, though...
Officer:You's can promise to come back alive?!
And soe teh epic jurneh beginz!
You only reads prologue
you need reads rest of it
so reads EM's next one
it be cooler
LOLCat: Special Forces teh jurneh beginz